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Post by MaryRose on Nov 20, 2008 23:08:28 GMT -5
Granted, but now your arm is bothering you.
I wish I could paint pretty pictures.
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Post by TechSupport on Dec 13, 2008 18:04:13 GMT -5
Granted, you create pretty pictures using your nose and fingerprints. You would make even prettier pictures using your fingers, but your doctors know better than to let you out of your straight jacket. #tease#
I wish the remote controls wouldn't keep going MIA..
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Post by MaryRose on Jan 23, 2009 15:33:46 GMT -5
Granted, now the TVs go MIA.
I wish I had a color wheel.
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Post by TechSupport on Feb 8, 2009 19:31:19 GMT -5
Granted. Your color wheel has every color except for pink. That means..
NO PINK FOR YOU!!!
I wish I had remembered to take my kidney stone medicine with me.
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Post by MaryRose on Feb 16, 2009 11:25:33 GMT -5
Granted, but then you spill it all over the ground.
NO PINK!!!!!! AUGH!!!!!!!
I wish I had some pink.
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Post by TechSupport on Feb 16, 2009 11:36:21 GMT -5
Granted, here you go! A nice steak coke4d very rare and pink on the inside. #devil#
I wish I was more active.
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Post by MaryRose on Mar 6, 2009 12:01:20 GMT -5
Granted, because you're manic and hyper.
I wish I could be a benevolent dictator.
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Post by TechSupport on Mar 15, 2009 22:19:50 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately, the military takes over your country and you must now live in exile.
I wish I don't forget to pick up my mother in law tomorrow.
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Post by MaryRose on Mar 25, 2009 11:59:49 GMT -5
Granted, but you forget to bring her home and so now she lives with you!!!!!!
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Post by TechSupport on Apr 2, 2009 22:19:19 GMT -5
^^ #hmmm# No wish to corrupt, so I shall correct the corruption.
Granted, but that means that you now live with her as well. #VampBat#
I wish MaryRose had remembered to leave a wish. #tongue#
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Post by MaryRose on Apr 7, 2009 13:49:03 GMT -5
Granted, but you don't corrupt it.
I wish my butt was smaller.
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Post by TechSupport on Apr 7, 2009 17:57:25 GMT -5
Granted, now your butt is very tiny. Everyone calls you name like No-Butt, Ass-less and tiny cheeks. You hate being ridiculed like this so much that you wish you have a bigger ass.
I wish we get to our friends house on time.
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Post by MaryRose on Apr 9, 2009 11:31:00 GMT -5
Granted, but our friends aren't there. Since they thought we weren't coming they left to go do something else.
I wish I could speak Hebrew.
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Post by TechSupport on Apr 9, 2009 23:43:33 GMT -5
Granted, but you speak it poorly. Unfortunately, you can no longer speak or write English.
I wish I could get the printer to work right.
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Post by MaryRose on Apr 16, 2009 23:43:38 GMT -5
Granted, you can, but then your computer breaks.
I wish I was leaner.
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