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Post by TechSupport on Jan 24, 2008 18:53:24 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately, due to the recent rope shortage, you have no way to use your new talent.
I wish I had a cell phone that would let me surf the web.
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Post by MaryRose on Mar 9, 2008 13:15:07 GMT -5
Granted, but it still looks shitty because of skin issues.
I wish I didn't scream so much.
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Post by TechSupport on Jul 13, 2008 15:16:05 GMT -5
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Post by MaryRose on Jul 24, 2008 14:51:27 GMT -5
Granted, she is now boring.
I wish the world was pink.
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Post by TechSupport on Jul 25, 2008 6:26:27 GMT -5
Granted, but you are colorblind and can't see it.
I wish fingers weren't numb.
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Post by MaryRose on Oct 16, 2008 14:30:07 GMT -5
Granted, now toes are.
I wish I had a sunbonnet.
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Post by TechSupport on Oct 16, 2008 22:05:16 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately, every time you wear your sunbonnet, it snows.
I wish I had wings so I could fly.
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Post by MaryRose on Oct 17, 2008 10:46:46 GMT -5
Granted, but your wings get covered with oil so you can't fly anymore. I wish that corruption hadn't evoked oil covered birds from oil spills because now I'm depressed.
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Post by TechSupport on Oct 27, 2008 22:27:16 GMT -5
Granted, you posted a different corruption about me flying into a glacier in the arctic. Unfortunately, the thought of all that cold ice also makes you depressed.
I wish I didn't get so flustered today.
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Post by MaryRose on Oct 28, 2008 10:46:13 GMT -5
Granted, you get flustered tomorrow.
{{{{{{{{{{My love}}}}}}}}}}
I wish I could go to work with you.
Oh, they'd really love having me there every day.
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Post by TechSupport on Oct 28, 2008 17:42:06 GMT -5
^^ They wouldn't, but I would. Granted, you go to work with me, but they have you arrested when you refuse to leave me o there not so tender mercies. I wish I was a neater person.
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Post by MaryRose on Nov 8, 2008 21:32:22 GMT -5
Granted, you're so neat I can't stand it and leave you.
I wish I could ride a unicycle.
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Post by TechSupport on Nov 9, 2008 12:53:59 GMT -5
Granted, you can ride a unicycle but only when you have the training wheels installed. #tease#
I wish my feet weren't cold
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Post by MaryRose on Nov 13, 2008 19:23:08 GMT -5
Granted, your hands are.
I wish we weren't the only two people on this board.
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Post by TechSupport on Nov 13, 2008 23:55:02 GMT -5
Granted, now I'm not here. I wish my leg felt better.
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